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Here is some science-related humor from the annual joke contest from "Prairie Home Companion" on National Public Radio.
- "He is so dense that light bends around him."
- "An optimist sees a glass as half full. A pessimist sees the same glass as half empty. An engineer sees it as a glass that is twice as big as it needs to be."
And here is a really obscure one. (If you do not get it, ask a computer scientist.) "Why is Halloween like Christmas?"
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